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There are no pros and cons to being a clown. I can ask, “why am I this way?” or “what does being a clown even mean?” but I’m not able to say if this method of dealing with social interactions is a good one. I am the kind of clown who is highly aware of [...]
Why would you like to work for our company?
(Please remember to be honest and let your true personality shine free.)
Have you never been convicted of a felony in the last twelve years?
In the last any number of years?
If you weren’t quite full from lunch but you only had twelve minutes before the end of break, [...]
Cop shows on TV radically manipulate reality. The reality is: police officers occasionally break the law. Cop shows only broadcast law-prevailing, successful interactions between police and criminals. There has never been an episode showing a police officer beat somebody who is in custody or disregard someone’s rights in any other way. In the world of [...]
1) Memorize the words that you are writing in this sentence with your fingers pressing letters down and down. Pull your bed away from the corner of the painted white walls. Stick your hand into the gnawed hole without using a flashlight. Pull out the box with a lid on it. Carry the box with [...]
“What does it mean,”
(you ask the concept of “paint”)
“to be raking leaves in a forest while wearing tan overalls?”
answer:
“I’ll answer with a question,”
what is a pond,
skimmed surface and chloronated?
Here _ is the Crux of mass and over production
The moss farted.
White guys bled the ocean.
Social problems = “This is the way society is.”
Through the eyes of an outcast narrator in a story, either the world is a problem or the narrator’s way of seeing things is a problem.
(What does it mean if the way of thinking that makes the narrator an outcast has been developed as an attempt to [...]
You untethered blimp of potential, flitting to hallway’s corners, areas unshakable by earthquake, ingesting weighty objects of association of feelings, a lone choice, the solace of your meshy, anchor-free, swung wide, self-classified condition. There, above the underside of a reeking, pity-inducing crevice, with only your self’s servitude simmering socratic symbolism, you find the time never [...]
Characater A: Short, fat and bald male. This person is extremely attentive, focused, determined and relatively dispassionate. Judging by the words this person chooses and the way this person carries himself, it is obvious that he is proud of his own education. The technical terms and strictly informal speech used by this man point towards [...]
Friend: So…how was your weekend?
Me: Hmm.
(I think about all the insignificant details that construct a whole weekend. Which one of them is important enough to define the overall quality? Is it a combination of all the events? An absolution stating if the sum parts were a majority of overall enjoyment or [...]
“i have reached a conclusion that the computer is an impure, despicable device. the reasons are scientific, phrased in mathematical terms. we are at an age of deprecation and irrelevance, but we have just begun. i have not discovered a way to rid our dependence of this machine due to our interdependence on each other. [...]
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