Would you like to purchase these brand new left-overs?

We have:

Punctual muscle slip-ons,

A, “Please, I don’t want to die-et” audio tape,

Several pairs of celebrity hairs,

The furniture of Peaceful Dreams,

Subconscious wrecking balls,

Toothpastes used by the lonely and oh so outta luck,

Fat-Free Brain Blisters,

Anorexic Lady Bug wagons,

Baffling electronic grade-gap boosters,

Plastic trees,

And Pixel Paradise weekday getaways.



  1. Mallory

    yes! it’s about time. i love this. i just did a painting inspired by the Radiohead song “fake plastic trees” ! and i love your thoughts and poetry, you definitely have a way with words.

  2. Jenn

    “Please, I don’t want to die-et”… you clever boy.

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